Mike Makes Jokes

The author continues to find new and increasingly elaborate ways to avoid working.

I like it, although they got the headline wrong. It should have been "Stone Cold Stunner: WWE Hall-of-Famer Defends Gay Marriage".

""Stone Cold" Steve Austin Gives A NSFW Defense Of Gay Marriage" — WWE megastar "Stone Cold" Steve Austin made these comments on his podcast months ago, but they’re just now making the rounds in wrestling circles, and they’re more than worth highlighting. From the man who wrote his own chapter and verse, it’s a very forceful and in-character stand in favor of gay marriage.

Good luck to Dani, Emily, Brian, and everyone else who is running today. I have a pretty good feeling that one of you three is going to win the whole damn thing! #BostonStrong

April 21, 2014 at 07:48AM

I guess now’s as good a time as any to admit that I basically have no idea what Coachella is.

April 19, 2014 at 10:58PM

WELL, THEN, WHERE ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO PUT THEM?

Which is more grammatically correct: “Kimye isn’t married yet”? Or “Kimye aren’t married yet”?

April 18, 2014 at 06:44PM

I tawt I taw a scheme to defraud the elderly owner of Puddy Cat!

"2 defendants charged with bilking elderly woman out of $450,000 meant for ‘Puddy Cat’ - The…" — When it suited her, prosecutors allege, Randi Berkowitz shed her name but kept her face. Two Brighton women pleaded not guilty today to charges that they bilked an elderly woman out of $450,000 that was meant to go to the care of the woman’s cat, “Puddy Cat.”

#tbt Me last night, basically.

#tbt Me last night, basically.

Song I sang to myself late tonight, while eating a snack, to the tune of that R. Kelly classic: “There ain’t nothin’ wrong… with a little midnight fries…” Yep, Sara has herself a catch here.

April 17, 2014 at 01:49AM

Attention, Woburn residents --- please keep an eye out! (cc: James Lentini, Brenna Ann, Charlie MacSteven, Liz Franklin, Carol Sacco)

"Lost cat-woburn" — [ post ][ account ]0 favoritesCL >boston >northwest/merrimack >all community >lost & found— — —✉☎contactxprohibited[?]Posted: 2014-04-16 8:22am Lost cat-woburn (Campbell st) (google map) (yahoo map) My male tabby cat is missing from the Campbell street area of woburn. He has a collar and tags with m…

If you aren't reading this blog, you should. My friend Bessie has dusted off her old diaries and provides commentary on some choice excerpts. Today's episode: taxes.

"The Bessie Project: Taxes" —

Watching WWF Survivor Series 1990 for the first time in 23 years and man, there’s a lot of Saddam Hussein trash talk going on here.

April 11, 2014 at 10:22PM

Happy (belated) National Siblings Day! Here’s a photo of my favorite siblings!

Happy (belated) National Siblings Day! Here’s a photo of my favorite siblings!

The following movies are all airing on television right now: “The Stepfather,” “The Stepson,” and “Stepmom.”

April 10, 2014 at 10:24PM

I have so many questions.

"Topless Florida Woman Wrecks McDonalds, Pauses to Guzzle Ice Cream" — A Florida woman wearing nothing but a thong rampaged through a St. Petersburg McDonald’s Monday, banging her head on the counter and then attempting to take apart the kitchen with her bare hands. Eventually, she chilled out by eating soft-serve straight out of the machine.

I was recapping WrestleMania to a co-worker and made a jerk-off motion when describing John Cena hugging a random child in the crowd. My return to wrestling fandom is complete.

April 07, 2014 at 09:10PM