Mike Makes Jokes

The author continues to find new and increasingly elaborate ways to avoid working.

Attention, Woburn residents --- please keep an eye out! (cc: James Lentini, Brenna Ann, Charlie MacSteven, Liz Franklin, Carol Sacco)

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If you aren't reading this blog, you should. My friend Bessie has dusted off her old diaries and provides commentary on some choice excerpts. Today's episode: taxes.

"The Bessie Project: Taxes" —

Watching WWF Survivor Series 1990 for the first time in 23 years and man, there’s a lot of Saddam Hussein trash talk going on here.

April 11, 2014 at 10:22PM

Happy (belated) National Siblings Day! Here’s a photo of my favorite siblings!

Happy (belated) National Siblings Day! Here’s a photo of my favorite siblings!

The following movies are all airing on television right now: “The Stepfather,” “The Stepson,” and “Stepmom.”

April 10, 2014 at 10:24PM

I have so many questions.

"Topless Florida Woman Wrecks McDonalds, Pauses to Guzzle Ice Cream" — A Florida woman wearing nothing but a thong rampaged through a St. Petersburg McDonald’s Monday, banging her head on the counter and then attempting to take apart the kitchen with her bare hands. Eventually, she chilled out by eating soft-serve straight out of the machine.

I was recapping WrestleMania to a co-worker and made a jerk-off motion when describing John Cena hugging a random child in the crowd. My return to wrestling fandom is complete.

April 07, 2014 at 09:10PM

Happy birthday to Dave Stern, one of the most sincerely nice people I’ve ever met!  Here’s a picture of him in a ridiculous drag outfit.

Happy birthday to Dave Stern, one of the most sincerely nice people I’ve ever met! Here’s a picture of him in a ridiculous drag outfit.

But in the end, John Cena stayed true to himself because zzzzzzzzzzzz #Wrestlemania

April 07, 2014 at 09:01AM

What an historic night at the Silverdome! #WrestleMania

April 06, 2014 at 11:08PM

FYI, guys: Jim Belushi does NOT care for space travel.

April 06, 2014 at 12:49AM

If only she'd asked him whether he had a gigantic penis... (His likely answer: "It's fabulous.")

"Here’s Jon Hamm losing fabulously on a ’90s dating show" — We have the entire episode, in case you forgot what dating was like in the ’90s.

God, I love hearing Jack Edwards giving it to Dion Phaneuf. #Bruins

April 03, 2014 at 08:11PM

I am SO disappoint.

I am SO disappoint.

George W. Bush is as great an artist as he was a president.

April 03, 2014 at 06:58PM